March 05, 2007

do you know where your head is?

The other day I dropped something when i was cooking and made that fatal GRAB to get it before it hit the floor... and smoked my nose right off the metal edged kitchen counter so hard I ended up on my ass, crying like a baby. almost knocked myself unconscious. BUT i whacked it in exactly the right place not to cause any internal damage, just some superficial swelling and an immensely (ha ha) tender proboscis. can't wear the glasses. maybe i've managed to smooth out the bump i used to have there? i'm just glad that all I got was swelling around the eyes and some slight bruising that is just now coming out across the bridge. still freakin hurts though, and i keep grazing it. maybe it will cure my snoring - now that would be a miracle.

Here are my grandkids riding their bikes new years day :)



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improvise & overcome

... and why would I choose to associate myself with a term that most used used in a derogatory manner?
In order to change the meaning of a word or create a new meaning for a word, one must own the word. Over time and use the word may evolve to mean other than was originally intended & to that end...
my definition: an independent woman

dictionary definitions:

1. informal term for a (young) woman
2. an unsupervised umarried woman
3. a young woman or girl, esp. a peasant girl.
(usually facetious)
3. a woman servant
4. a wanton woman
5. Archaic: a strumpet
[Origin: 1250–1300; ME, back formation from wenchel, OE wencel child]

synonom :"dame"

Women Entitled to Nothing but Complete Happiness

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