January 03, 2007

humpday ...

is not what it seems. it is not the day that you had set aside for that romantic interlude. it is not the day you get to ride the camel to work. it is not the day you get to ride in the middle of the truck's benchseat. and it is not the day you meet Quasimoto.

humpday is that dead spot in the middle of the week between after the weekend and before the weekend. it is the day apparently without end.
it is the day that no matter how fast you go you still get nothing accomplished. it is the day that no matter what temperature it is outside, it is too damn hot and stuffy in the office. it is the day you almost fall asleep at your desk with your hands on the keyboard and the beeeeeeep of the repeating key wakes you up to several pages of reiterating zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's .I never really empathized with the whole idea until today.

today - I just want to take a long winter's nap ... perhaps the fullmoon that blessed the fun & frivolity yestereve at OHee's should be thanked, but I is one tired puppy today. thus a more intimate understanding of hump day.

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improvise & overcome

... and why would I choose to associate myself with a term that most used used in a derogatory manner?
In order to change the meaning of a word or create a new meaning for a word, one must own the word. Over time and use the word may evolve to mean other than was originally intended & to that end...
my definition: an independent woman

dictionary definitions:

1. informal term for a (young) woman
2. an unsupervised umarried woman
3. a young woman or girl, esp. a peasant girl.
(usually facetious)
3. a woman servant
4. a wanton woman
5. Archaic: a strumpet
[Origin: 1250–1300; ME, back formation from wenchel, OE wencel child]

synonom :"dame"

Women Entitled to Nothing but Complete Happiness

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