i didn't lose it!!!!
i won a solid sense of self satisfaction at a small job well done - most days - even if i didn't win anything from the nablopomo prize list.
i didn't lose the lens camera from my "oh my god are you an idiot for spending that much on a camera" camera. my friend la schmutzie picked it up when she saw it adventuring among the pint glasses ans has saved me a trip to look for it in person.
i didn't lose my sangfroid when the tools at 4 separate computer stores treated me an ID10T problem before they even spoke to me.
i didn't throw my poutine with the frozen FROZEN cheese curd and broken plastic tine at the malignant tumours that were manning the tills at A&W saturday at lunch time, and after waiting 20 minutes and watching 6 or 7 other people get served i decided enough. i asked for a refund for my poutine which had yet to arrive - "oh here it is now that you're at the till and already done your burger and coffee" and lo and behold - not one of the 6 people behind the counter knew how to refund a single item, so they refunded my for my poutine, drink & burger. so i also won my lunch (looking for the positive here).
which reminds me I owe my sister $5 for the greycup game.
and today i won the "you are the best grandma in the world" award which i will collect on santa morning from my devi when she sees that i found her an $#@#^@#^@@^$@^@ - it's a secret and she's a smart little cookie...
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now you have me craving A&W. Thanks. lol
Which A&W? My friend ordered onion rings with his meal from the one in Cornhole Centre. After he was all done eating, he had to go to them to see if they were ready yet. They weren't, so he asked for his money back and no one knew how to refund it. They were all, "Oh, they're here now - don't you just want to take them?" and he was all, "No WAY sistah! I want my MONEY back!"
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